When everyone was in town during the Toronto BMX Jam we were hanging out over dinner listening to the hilarious nature of Greg Flag. If you’ve ever met Greg, you know he has a tendency to say some really off the wall stuff that is guaranteed to make you bust a gut. Corey Dewey and I were talking about making a book of all of the stuff he says but instead I decided we’d make a feature on the site. So, with the help of Corey, we’d like to bring you the first in a series of what we’re calling ‘Gregisms.’ This could be a daily, weekly or bi-weekly thing, but it’ll most certainly be entertaining. For the first entry, you get two for the price of one, enjoy and keep watching for more!

“See, my thing with sun-dried tomatoes is, well, they’re not dry…”

“Imagine if you were an origami master and could fold yourself a key to unlock anything!”